Last week I may or may not have asked Ben (in complete seriousness) if Black Friday ever fell on a Sunday.
Then last night I began cooking hamburger for dinner but soon decided to throw it away because it smelled rancid. I grabbed another pound from the freezer but it also smelled like it had gone bad. Into the garbage it went. Luckily I had enough time to run to the store to buy another pound of fresh hamburger. Much to my dismay, as it cooked it smelled exactly like the previous hamburger I had tossed. I then realized that in my garbage can sat two pounds of perfectly good hamburger.
Remember this ad? Substitute the word pregnancy for drugs and you'll understand why I'm not the brightest light on the Christmas tree this year.
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So funny. I don't think it gets better when you have 7 kids, either. I blank out all the time. Scott's sister was vacuuming withvthe whole vacuum upside down when she was preggo because she didnt think the hose attachment came out. So she just lifter up the whole vacuum and used it upside down. Crazy!
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